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The Best Of The Worst: Stars Without Makeup


TOP 6 OFFENDERS


1. KHLOE KARDASHIAN
Compared to her older drama queen sisters, Khloe-sans-makeup is refreshing enough to make you forget that she doesn’t look all that great in comparison to what she looks like with makeup. So in the paradox world of the Kardashians, that makes her look AMAZING in the real world.
2. KRISTIE ALLEY
Kirstie looks her AGE. And she goes out in public not really caring about what people think about her face, and that’s probably more attractive than most of the plasticky people we talk about overall.
3. COURTNEY STODDEN
Not that she looks bad without makeup, she looks HER AGE without it. She looks SO YOUNG without it. She looks like a high school freshman when she’s not wearing sixteen layers of it, and that makes her marriage to Doug Hutchison so, so much worse. Keep the makeup on if you want your marriage to last, Courtney – it’s probably the only thing keeping child services away from your creepy husband.
4. VANESSA PARADIS
I’m sorry, but when you’re the domestic partner of one of the most legendary hot actors of modern Hollywood, it’s probably not OK to look like a homeless lady that’s been exposed to all sorts of outdoor elements (including acid rain). Then again…. there is that pesky rumor going around…
5. CAMERON DIAZ
I never really understood what a lot of people (like Justin Timberlake) saw in this woman, because she seems to have the personality of sawdust and glue.
6. TERRY SEYMOUR
So, this woman is a walking, talking PSA for sunscreen. Use it, guys, or you’re going to look like a beat-up old fake leather suitcase that shriveled and puckered in the sun instead of gracefully aging like fine Italian leather. You know, kind of like Donatella Versace.

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