5 Insane 2011 Black Friday Headlines

Somewhere along the way, Black Friday went from biggest shopping day of the year to biggest “pulverize a senior citizen for a discount on some chintzy piece of crap you’d never buy at full price” day of the year. Here are five horrifying headlines that make us glad we spent yesterday like normal human beings:

Jessica And Justin’s Wedding: FULL Article And ALL The Pics

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[BABY UPDATE!] Matthew McConaughey & Camila Alves Wedding Album

BABY NEWS!!!!! (07/04 via @McConaughey) 5 ITEM RECAP 1. Here Comes the Bride (and Groom, of Course): Alves’ wedding dress was handmade by one of her favorite designers from Brazil, reports People. She also walked down the aisle in a pair of white Stuart Weitzman heels. As for her now-hubby, McConaughey sported a black Dolce

THE HANGOVER PART III: The End Of Mayhem, Despair And Bad Decisions

Sin City + a mental hospital + Tijuana + Caesars Palace + the Wolfpack + Chow = THE HANGOVER PART III (in theaters 05/24/13) CATCH UP WITH THE WOLFPACK THE HANGOVER A Las Vegas-set comedy centered around three groomsmen who lose their about-to-be-wed buddy during their drunken misadventures, then must retrace their steps in order