2012 Lent: look how far we’ve come in one year…
Lent starts on Ash Wednesday and ends on Easter Sunday. During Lent if you’re Catholic you don’t eat meat and/or you give up a particular vice for the duration of the 40 days.
Suggestions For Celebrities On What To Give Up For Lent:
Lebron James: A Championship Ring
Lets be honest, who has held more championship rings… Kim Kardashian or Lebron James?
James Franco: The Oscars.
Kanye West: All of the mirrors in his house
I think he could deserve 40 days of humility.
Kim Kardashian: Marriage
Done. Next year we’ll work on divorce.
Miley Cyrus: Birth control pills
Because how hilarious would that be? We haven’t had a good teen pregnancy since Jamie Lynn Spears and she was like Z list.
Jersey Shore: The Situation
Ashton Kutcher: Two and A Half Men
Ryan Gosling: Eva Mendes
Ladies (and some men) you know your with me on this one.
Ryan Seacrest: His Beard.
The other one.
Kobe Bryant: Staying faithful
Immediately followed by his houses and half his net worth.
Tyler Perry: His day job
Please become a preacher. Can I get an “Amen!”
CLICK HERE if you missed his speech at Whitney Houston’ funeral.
Beyonce and Jay Z: Baby talk
You had a baby, not the Messiah.
Starting with Chris-Beat-Her-Down-Brown
The Kardashians: Reality. TV. Dignity… All of the above
To their credit, most of these have long been given up.
Lamar Odom: Being traded back to the Lakers
The Whole World: Hope
The Kardashians are never going away.