Snoop Dogg: Kim Kardashian’s No Housewife, She’s A…[insert opinion here]

Kris Jenner Pushed Kim Kardashian To Get A Divorce!

 Is She Faking Tears On Show Finale?

The negative publicity for the Keeping Up With The Kardashians family continues as Kim and Kris grace the latest cover of In Touch Weekly magazine under the heading – Destroyed By Mom. For starters, an insider close to the family reveals that Kim, who is often referred to as “Kris’ Mini Me,” has spent her whole life trying to please her mother, who isn’t shy about telling her what to do both professionally and personally.

According to a friend, Kim’s quickie divorce from Kris Humphries was actually encouraged by her mom, who thought Kris, mostly known for his respectable NBA career, wasn’t good enough for her daughter Kim, mostly known for her sex tape! She “won’t rest until Kim is married to an A-lister” reveals the friend. Kris reportedly saw Kim’s husband of 72 days Kris H. as a mere “stepping stone husband.”

Meanwhile, as Kim continues to be on the last leg of her fame, the Lifetime network is insisting on helping her stretch those last few minutes! Kim has signed a deal to guest star in multiple episodes on Drop Dead Diva, confirmed the network. Kim, 31, joins the cast for its 4th season and will play the role of Nikki, Fred’s (Ben Feldman) new love interest. The new season will premiere this summer with Kim appearing on the first few episodes.

And finally, the finale of Kourtney and Kim Take New York will air tomorrow night on E! during which Kim will tell Kris H. that their marriage is not working. In fact the E! network has released a clip which attempts to show us that Kimmie was really really distraught over ending her 72 day marriage. However, just like the now infamous faked Dubai scene, which was actually filmed in Los Angeles last month, experts are now questing if this supposed emotional scene with Kim is also the real deal.

One person not buying Kimmie’s krocodile tears is body language expert Dr. Lilian Glass, who tells the HollywoodLife blog that Kim was totally turning on the waterworks for the cameras!

“This is so phony,” Dr. Glass states. “First of all, if you look at the tape initially, she has heavy lower lid eye makeup. This makes it easy to smear and make for a good visual when she cries. Also, she has a folded up Kleenex in the middle of the scene ready to go for the upcoming tears.The tears initially have no liquid and she just scrunched up her face.” Dr. Glass also points out that in the beginning of the scene, Kim was crying… but there were no tears coming from her eyes.

“Kim is a bad actress. She is squinting her facial muscles and her vocal muscles are attached to her tongue and throat area which is why the pitch rises. But it is a monotone rise which indicates phoniness and is not appropriately inflected,” she says. Kim just can’t catch a break. All the scenes from her E! show that were suppose to make her a sympathetic victim, continue to be exposed as being phony! Others have also pointed out that Kim repeatedly referred to her hubby Kris as “this guy” in the scene.

When Snoop Dogg starts questioning your morals…

And finally, Kim was also dissed this week by rapper Snoop Dogg. In a clip posted online, Snoop revealed the advice he would have given to Kris. H before he married Kim. Snoop said: “You shouldn’t have tried to wife her, man. She’s cold-blooded, I’m pretty sure she’ll have a book in a month talking about all the men that she got and how she played them. So, my advice is, look, you can’t make a ho a housewife. Don’t try to reinvent the wheel. Let her do what she was born to do — ho.


Proof That Kim Kardashian’s Reality Show Is Fake!

Scene With Kris Jenner Was Staged!

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They have been dubbed the Fakest Family In America and now proof that not only are the Kardashians fake but their reality shows are also phony and staged.

While a new episode of Kourtney and Kim Take New York aired last Sunday, Kris Humphries, made the following cryptic tweet— “I can’t wait for the truth to come out! People will be surprised or maybe they won’t.”

The photos you’re seeing above of Kim and pimp-momager Kris Jenner were taken on December 6, 2011. The photo agency which snapped the pics stated Kim and Kris were leaving a studio in Los Angeles.

Does Kim outfit look familiar? It should because Kim is sporting the same exact outfit, same hairstyle and same makeup as she did in a scene that aired on KKTNY last Sunday which according to E! was filmed in Dubai… in October… weeks before Kim pulled the plug on her marriage.

In the scene, Kim tries to garner sympathy appear remorseful as she tells her mom she is having marital issues with hubby Kris. There’s only one problem folks: Kim filed for divorce on October 31 and it appears that “Dubai” scene was actually taped in Los Angeles on Dec. 6. Still having doubts? Well, feel free to check out the outfit Kris’ assistant is carrying behind her.  It’s the SAME “Dubai” outfit plus Kris is still wearing the same earrings.

For starters,  Perez Hilton points out that in the scene:

  • -Windows are totally blacked out
  • -No visible lights and the scene has low lighting
  • -Scene seems contrived, and could have been staged to gain sympathy for Kim

Furthermore, Kim and Kris actually filmed this scene last month to not only try to fool their audience, but to also try to make Kim a victim. Unfortunately for Kris Humphries, he didn’t get a chance to go back and film phony scenes to help his image.

It gets even better as two body language experts for the HollywoodLife blog stated the scene was fake based on the body language and the reaction of Kris to Kim’s bombshell about her marital issues.

“[This seems] completely phony, staged and emotionless for someone who is not happy about a marriage,” Dr. Lillian Glass told the HollywoodLife. “Plus, Kris’ dialogue is just that like of a bad actress giving bad dialogue. There is too much pause time between the answers and her reaction shows no surprise and a matter of factness monotone — much like Kim’s indicative non-genuineness.”

Also, raising a red flag was Kris’ reaction to her daughter’s bad news. “She is smiling while her daughter is sharing this terrible news,” says body language expert Patti Wood. “This is not normal. She isn’t leaning toward Kim to show her support or trying to comfort her in any way.”

As for Kris Humphries, his family and friends have always insisted the show was fake and scripted including scenes which demonstrate Kris being a jerk or villain. “Little did Kris know that he was being set up,” his father, William Humphries, told Life & Style in November. “Kris got used — 100 percent used.”

[Photos Credit: Pacific Coast News]
[Credit: InTouch Weekly, E! Network, Backseat Of The Car]
[Mad props to my girls at Reality Tea for calling out the Kardashians!!!]

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