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10 Scary Movie Rules To Live By

10. He’s not dead.
9. Don’t pick on the quiet girl in school. She might just flip out and kill everybody on prom night.
8. If you hear a strange sound, don’t try and find where it’s coming from by exploring. You’re not Dora.
7. Try to be the main character, they never die; try not to be black, they always die…..first.
6. Never get into a car without checking the back seat.
5. Never follow the white girl upstairs when running from the villain
4. Keep your spare gas can full. You do not want to run out of gas.
3. Do exactly the opposite of what the people that die do.
2. Don’t trip while running or you deserve to die.

And most important:

1. Don’t mess with the original.


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