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Saturday Night Confessions…

The Awkward Moment When…

1. Chris Brown lifts his hands to scratch his head and everybody flinches.
2. You get in the van and there’s no candy.
3. Bruno Mars can’t catch a grenade for you, because he’s having a lazy day.
4. Someone complains about their grade on a test, asks you what you got, and you did worse than them.
5.Someone’s zipper is down & you don’t know whether to tell, because you can’t explain why you were looking that low.
6. You post a status, that has so much profanity in it, and the only “like” you get is from your grandma.
7. You make eye contact with your cat while he’s in the cat box taking a dump.
8. The guy who discovered milk had to explain to the village what he was doing to the cow.
9. You get likes to a copied joke that you never understood in the first place.
10. You’re trying to text someone and the person beside you looks at the screen of your phone.
11. You post a funny status and there’s that one person who ruins it by saying something serious.
12. Its Father’s Day at the Schwarzenegger’s house.
13. That moment when your scuba diving and you see Adele rolling in the deep.


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